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It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that
might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
 Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 AndK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 AND, look how far Ass Kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. | | | | |
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so good to see a new post
myLOVE
Mandala
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!
I have also learned over the years that the people who kiss ass and bullshit their way through work will usually get bitten on that ass.
"suck up big boy"